I am beginning to suspect that due to the combination of infrequent posting and lack of interesting content, no one reads our blog. The solution: n00dz. If we started posting some hawt n00dz regularly I think we could easily triple our viewership. Andy, as the only trifecta member to currently possess both tasteful and high resolution n00dz, I motion you post first.
My second order of business is to plug my sister's new and totally bitchin' blog which focuses on her experiences traveling and studying abroad in Singapore, a tiny island city-state on the tip of the Malay Peninsula in Southeast Asia. Expect stunning photography of the city and fascinating entries with a journalistic flair.
In case anyone was wondering how my Urban Dead career is going, I just completed an ambitious mission to gather statistical evidence proving to the world just how safe my suburb, Lamport Hills, really is. The venture, dubbed Operation GLH, was a raging success and the danger level has been updated to green. Some twenty DEM members came together flawlessly under my instruction. Hopefully the top brass will take note and consider me for the position of Fire Marshall for NE District 2.
In other news, I have decided to become a wine connoisseur. I will be buying a bottle of wine every week for the rest of the school year and anyone who'd like to try it is welcome to come by and have a glass or two with me any time. You see, if we don't educate ourselves on these issues, who will?
Actually, come to think of it, this might do better as a weekly event. Tuesday Tastings, perhaps, or Wino Wednesdays. A suitable name can be found if the idea is implemented. We could make a Facebook group in the style of Muffin Mondays. If we kept it relatively small like Muffin Mondays we could get away with buying less wine, or we could take donations, or both. Thoughts? Input?
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dear wm,
your urban dead news had me on the edge of my seat. concradulations on that wikiness. wino wed. sounds like the best plan ever. also more n00dz plz.
I third n00dz
iawtc in that andy must begin the noodz.
william I am glad to hear you are keeping up with your urban dead duties despite the despondency of winter break.
also I like the sound of tuesday tastings. wino wednesdays makes me think of that horrible red rose stuff sean finished that night he got completely smashed by himself.
But I think it is an excellent idea. and I agree we should keep the guest list small. and you shoul probably charge a small amount to cover it too. You guys pay too much for everyone's alcohol anyways and that way we could get nicer wines. All cheap wines pretty much taste the same and like crap.
I'm down for wine and shits. I'll pay.
-chris
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