So there's a sauna in the gym and I'm trying to check that out. Apparently there are like a bajillion health benefits to it. It detoxifies and hydrates the skin, increases white blood cell and antibody production, cleanses the respiratory system, kills bacteria, stimulates blood flow, and increases metabolism, causing the same cardiac load as a brisk walk.
Unfortunately, saunas seem kinda gay. It's usually a bunch of guys sitting in a room mostly or entirely naked and sweating heavily. That's the wrong kind hot, my friends. Plus I don't know the protocol. Are you supposed to bring a friend or is that even gayer? If you don't then who do you talk to? Should you bring a book or something? Is talking to other guys while everyone's mostly naked kind of gay? Can you become gay from going to the sauna?
I may try it today, if I don't chicken out. If you have any information on the subject though, holla atcha boy. See you all at Swanky Saturday!
5 comments:
i just read the wikipedia article on saunas. those health benefits sound mighty enticing, although i might pop about a million boners if people were naked, but whatevs.
thomas' comment is so awkward. i've been in those saunas before (albeit with two gay men, so i guess i can't dispel any notions about saunas being 'gay'). honestly, i'd be willing to give it a try as a regular thing. also, i really like swimming. does anybody else like swimming? we should all go swimming.
oh thomas
I swim
I did swim team for 10 years until my senior year of high school
it's a cool way to exercise. I might swim with you, boii
saunas are okay. a lot of people go in by themselves and don't talk. They are pretty uncomfortable, though. its just really hot. also, millionz of bonerz.
bonerz gallore. myriad bonerz.
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