does anybody even read this?

no one updates this blog. ever. and now my parents have found it. mayhaps it's time to put this blog to rest. let it go to blog heaven. send it to greener servers, if you will.

fuckfuckfuck

got food poisoning on my last day in singapore and had to miss my flight back to the u.s. because i couldn't stop vomiting. had to call an ambulance. worst ever. the crazy thing was it was a classy expensive restaurant. anyway, now i have to email all my teachers again and they will not be happy. assuming i can not puke long enough to email them all.

this is not what i meant when i said i didn't want to have to go home.

deep dish

has anybody ever heard of Deep Dish? it's this DJ duo that was playing at Ministry of Sound last night. yes, i realize nobody listens to techno but people were making it sound like these guys were a big deal and it would be awesome if i saw some famous House DJs while in Singapore.

muffin monday

it's muffin monday in southeast asia bitches! actually it was up until 3 minutes ago, but i did celebrate by eating muffins in foreign countries and taking pictures of it. they will be on facebook as soon as i can upload them.

so i'm in malaysia now which means alcohol is once again available. 18 is the legal drinking age which is bitchin. tomorrow i'm going snorkeling and clubbing and generally having a better spring break than you are. yes!

sorry i haven't had a chance to post. internet access is a rare luxury and i didn't bring my laptop. once i get back to singapore it'll be easier to update.

brunizzei mothafucka

yoyo i'm in brunei!!!

i landed in singapore two nights ago. we caught a plane to malaysia and spent the night there because we missed the bus. i slept for like 16 hours or something ridiculous because i was exhausted from all the flying. i'd gotten like 3 hours of sleep after 48 hours of traveling.

adrianne's german friend hans is with us. he is pretty dope and has been backpacking for a long time, including in south india, where i'm going over the summer.

holy shit it turns out brunei is a dry country. i am so fucking pissed. we're here for 5 days out of my spring break and i'm gonna be sober the whole time. goddamn i picked the wrong country. also brunei is way pricey. i can't wait to go back to singapore and go clubbin'. i am tryna get my swerve on yo.

more later hopefully,
william

Singafuckinpore Bitches

Heyhey kids as many of you know I leave for Singapore very early on Wednesday morning so tomorrow is my last day in town! I will be blogging periodically from Brunei and Malaysia and depending on whether or not I can get internet access frequently I may set up a separate travel blog. If not I will post either here or on my sister's blog whenever I get the chance.